An Unexpected Wagner Rendition (Warning: A bit morbid.)

A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a
little practice in before the final exams. He went over to a table
where
a body was lying face down. He removed the sheet over the body and to
his surprise he found a cork in the corpse's rectum.

Figuring this was somewhat unusual, he pulled the cork out, and to
his
utter amazement, sounds of music pealed forth: Phrases of Siegfried,
of
all things!

The student became even more astounded, and placed the cork back in
the
rectum.

The singing stopped. Totally freaked out, the student called the
Medical
Examiner over to the corpse. "Look at this. This is really
something!"
the student told the examiner as he pulled the cork back out, and
again,
the Siegfried selection continued, -- and with an interpolatied high
C,
yet!

"So what?", the Medical Examiner replied, obviously unimpressed with
the
student's discovery. "But isn't that the most amazing thing you've
ever
seen?" asked the student.

"Are you kidding me, or what??" replied the Examiner, "Any a__h_le
can sing Wagner!!"

LT

Ps: I first posted this hilarious story back on October 5, 2002 <Tee
Hee Hee>
L <Cork in my arsehole>T

See it here: http://tinyurl.com/6994zk

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