> On Jul 3, 7:16�am, I wrote:
>
> > The a-holes like you - are regarded as such, there, too.
>
> Speaking of RMO A-holes, I am reminded of the picture of my terlet
> that I posted here a few days ago? In case you've been wondering how
> it got that way here's the deal: In the morning I shove a huge dildo
> up
> my ass and eat myself silly while I post all day long. I eat and drink
> and
> eat and drink and don't go to the bathroom all day. Around about
> midnight there is a ferocious battle of wills going on amongst my
> posting compulsion, my overstressed innards and my exhausted asshole.
> Sometimes I make it to the crapper and sometimes I don't. But even
> when I make it, there ain't no way I'm gonna sit on that filthy seat,
> so I stand in the doorway facing outwards then bend over and try to
> look back through my thighs to try to take aim at the toilet seat,
> but
> when you're as obese as me there ain't no way you're gonna see that
> seat anyhow, so I just take an educated guess and let it fly. That
> dildo flies out of my butt like a speeding bullet followed closely by
> my former snacks, hotdogs, <pierogies, blintzes>, watermelon, Big
> Macs, pizza supremo,
> minestrone, cheese omelet Alfredo, and leftover duck L'Orange, et
> cetera. (And speaking of "duck", that's a major element of my
> strategy. If I don't duck I get faced when the projectiles rebound of
> the the opposite wall). Even ducking doesn't help all that much
> because of the wide spray pattern flying back at me which often has
> so
> much carry that it hits the keyboard and monitor of my WebTv in the
> next room. And it always gets in my hair. Talk about a mess. (And
> don't even ask where I take a shower.
>
> To read more about me and to see a photo of me outside my terlet door
> wearing my RMO posting costume click this link:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/56orzz
>
> Best
> Leonardo < Credit where doodoo> Tillman
The Handelmani…
LT
